From your resident Eagle Scout:

1) You can easily argue that Kaepernick is openly racist

Have absolutely zero interest in fake meat.

Nope. Not even a little.

You should have taken her to Portillo’s for a big beef and cheese fries.

I was waiting for “paint the door a new color in violation of the HOA rules”....

I’ve seen so many highly questionable design decisions over the years that an engineer would never do that I usually go with “some executive had a brilliant fucking idea and made them do it”...

That’s fucked up - he was funny and spot on nearly all the time.

What she wanted was her entree comped, which a lot of places will do in such circumstances.

Perhaps because she actually is more sexually available?

This is how I know you don’t actually know any Republicans; you write idiot headlines like that.

Leave, immediately.

You obviously haven’t been paying any attention to the show. Her true monstrous personality has been on full display since Season 1.

“Sensical gun control laws” are an oxymoron.

Since collard greens aren’t food, you really shouldn’t worry about anybody eating them.

Ah, I see, you don’t actually read books.

The first things to do would be to stop lying to your kids and telling them how perfect they are, and the second thing to do is take all their participation trophies and dump them in the trash.

You’d be surprised at the number of people under 50 that don’t have a screwdriver.

If you put 100 people in a large room and wait 30 minutes the vast majority of people congregate in groups that are primarily of their own social background. People self-segregate, always.

3 years later and pretty much the whole “woke” Marvel lineup has been abandoned due to everybody hating it.