They are not “off by a year” - it merely depends upon your source.

Sorry, but we’re mostly going to all be too rich to care what you think you’re going to do.

Seems accurate. Missing references to avocado toast, drinking bad IPA, living with parents, lack of sex life, and horrid life choices.

When you get botulism you can only blame yourself for not practicing food safety.

I think he’d be a great Joker.

What upkeep? Seriously, they are far easier to maintain than just about anything else.

Kitchen equipment goes through a lot of fads over the years, but the cast iron endures because it is generally the superior tool.

You can safely skip a number of them: Iron Man 2, first couple Thor movies, Captain Marvel, etc.

Just when I think you might be on to writing something intelligent, you disappoint me.

Mostly they just don’t have their mind in the gutter....

My dad introduced me to the fried egg on a burger in 1969, and he’d been doing it for years. It’s something that says “yes, you are in corn country”

There is a reason people will put massive fucking boulders in their yard right in front a T intersection as a “decoration” - shit like this happens way too often and nobody wants a drunk/distracted/idiot driver plowing into their home.

No she isn’t. She spoke the truth and all the little snowflakes had to go find their safe spaces.

1) Get some computer glasses. They’re basically reading glasses with a different focal length, you’ll have less eyestrain if you use them.

Trust me, every woman on the planet is automatically given a rating by every man she has ever met in her entire life, or even those who have just seen a picture of her. And knowing how catty women are toward each other, I’d have to gather that women are doing it to each other as well.

Amtrak; what you get when the efficiency of government sodomizes transportation.....

Tell the owner that when his food gets better so will the reviews.

I’m thinking Arby’s.....

After two weeks with my wife’s family in the Philippines where about 99% of the food was ethnic (and in the PI that means “mostly inedible to non-natives”) we’re waiting for our plane in Manilla and my wife goes “you smell like patis.”

PETA needs to be treated as the eco-terrorist group that it is.