I’ve watched a number of truck tires come apart at 65mph while driving behind them on the interstate; it’s going to fuck up your day if you’re too close.

Was being sexually assaulted by a world-famous musician really so damaging to their lives?

You apparently haven’t had to deal with the fallout of that particular dick move....

Hope you love malnutrition, just like all the other vegetarians.

Honestly, when I was in Philly and tried the cheesesteaks there I was seriously disappointed: most places make a better version than the original, and if you’re looking for BEEF! then just go to Chicago and stop in any one of dozens of Portillo’s.

Actually, all of them are just a collection of annoying assholes.

Science will always lose out to lawyers looking for a payday.

Why were they throwing tennis balls - to identify themselves as a target?

The very concept of “vegan leather” is stupidly annoying.

The very concept of “vegan leather” is stupidly annoying.

There is no way I’d be paying for food not delivered to the table and consumed.

Seriously, AntiFa as a source? You people are a joke.

I made Hidden Valley Original Ranch Dressing in 5 gallon batches for quite some time when I worked in restaurants.

You need to just wander off and go live in a cave for the remainder of your worthless, vile, meaningless life.....

Mangling another language usually results in eye-rolls. I’ve been on both sides of this issue, and pointing, nodding, and holding up fingers usually works faster than horribly mispronouncing food names. Also, you’ll be surprised at how quickly someone that is actually bilingual will jump in to help.

I’ve always wondered about the women who think they have to shove a finger up your ass during head.

There was a girl on campus named “Drop Your Pants” Nance, but only because she put a scheduling board on her door for sex during finals week.

My feedback for a bay lay was not ever going back for seconds.

Munden’s Bar in Cynosure....

But legacy students with the collective IQ of a sack of dirt are going to be just fine as their great, great, great grandparents left an endowment.

I’m not sure which is more stupid; suing for a half trillion dollars, or your enthusiam for it....