That’s asinine. On your part, I mean....

I’ve heard from a number of people that have seen it that rate it a solid “meh” - absolutely nobody has told me it was a really good movie. Biggest complaint, besides a shitty plot and lazy writing, is “she’s boring for the entire movie.”

I used to get those in my mid - late 20's when your body changes for the second time (what, they don’t tell you about that shit? Sort of like puberty all aver again, only with going bald, decreased metabolism, and hair growing out of your nose, eyebrows, and ears) and when a lot of men actually get their full beard. A…

yes, it is.

I’ve yet to read a review more positive than “story is shit, special effects great, acting all over the place.”

So, it’s a show about a pretty woman that makes stupid life choices?

For some deep pimples (or more likely an infected whisker follicle) that became very painful, I’d sterilize a xacto blade and carefully lance it. The amount of pus was incredible and the pain would usually drop off 95% immediately.

Are the steaks there any good, or shoe leather like Outback?

We could do with far fewer geriatrics running for office.

I was amazed at the number evangitards at work I had to shut down with their proselytizing over this snuff film.

Sounds like you needed to find a new job.

ProTip: Stop shaving your face. You aren’t a woman, so stop trying to look like one.

I always tell people that they should give up religion for Lent....

If they don’t drink you can safely assume that they are either 1) a recovering alcoholic, 2) religious nutjob, or 3) also have an additional deal-breakers (cats, closeted pedophile, vegetarian, scientologist, bad credit, etc.).

Wait, what about transparent aluminum?

MW is a product of the same needs that gave us margarine. Both can be purged from modern society.

Sounds like you’ve been mentally ill since birth.....

Last time I witnessed one it was a speeding driver that slammed into a motorcycle and a couple of other cars, made a hard right turn onto a local highway and tore off doing about 40 over the limit. I, and about a million other drivers, promptly called 911 and gave a detailed description of what happened, what the…

And then get fired....

Journey is infinitely preferable to anything by Creed or Katy Perry.