Sushi place I go to has been playing the same CD for 30 years.

Nobody has thrown her under the bus, she puts herself there on a regular basis.

Atlanta. Racist and proud of it.

Wow, you’re something of a douchebag....

Dementia.

Not in the slightest.

I’ve been on an HOA board for most of a decade just to block people like that from getting on the board (again) and ruining life for the rest of us.

Actually, it’s because the golden age of pop music ended 30 years ago and now we are left with untalented hacks turning out shitty, meaningless, and very forgettable, auto-tuned jingles.

Nobody should go out to dinner on V day; jacked-up prices, limited menu, rushed service, and the entire concept is forced.

If the fryer is hot you could easily do the fried chicken in just a few minutes - about the time it would take to drop off the drinks and get the appetizers started. The problem is that some idiot didn’t time it properly to come out with the rest of the orders at the table.

If anything, they were lowballing it. The GND is seriously stupid stuff.

As weird a concept as it may seem, you can actually overdo the garlic.

Most people don’t know what really good sex is. I requires a homicidal crazy woman, and most people are smart enough to steer clear of those.

I never heard it called “gravy” until I was nearly 30, and yeah, it confused the hell out of me. Gravy is, to everyone in the US except Italians on the east coast, made with pan drippings from cooking meat.

I always thought it was ode to women who liked anal sex.

They don’t teach this in Sophmore history any longer?

You’d have to have the storied “room-temperature IQ” to take that seriously.

It’s not often that someone writes something this stupid while being completely serious....

What an ass. I hope at least he tipped well to make up for it.

For the midwest that is correct....