I’ll be in my bunk....

Get a meat grinder attachment and see how much more awesome your life is when you make your own steak tartar with filet mignon.....

yeah, you’re going to get the crap beat out of you.....

I have to tell you that as someone that has been studying martial arts since the 80's that all of that stuff just gets laughed at down at the dojo; keys are not self defense weapons.

All these assholes that fake some sort of hate crime should be prosecuted.

It’s amazing how opposite world exists on this website...

After reading this article I learned that Hamilton Nolan is fucking stupid.

It tells us that once Amazon discerned how many crooked politicians had their hand out they decided to go do business someplace less corrupt.

I don’t use iodized salt because 1) I’m not at risk for goiter, and 2) it can ruin the flavor of some foods.

A previous one night stand introduced me to her friend and told me that she’d made the recommendation to her that she should definitely screw my brains out (I was 23, she was 44). However, she got drunk as all hell and I had to fend off some guy trying to edge in on my action and finally got her poured into her 69…

Correlation is not causation.

Since unions are one of the great evils of society, we can safely ignore anything a corrupt union boss has to say.

I’ve run into a few offers over the decades that I rejected:

The problem is simple: Everything that is wrong with California (this is an extensive list, and could easily be used to justify summarily nuking large portions of the state in the name of doing the human race a solid), is magnified and ten times worse in San Francisco.

Watching CNN in a foreign language with the subtitles on does the same thing. I learned this trick while traveling in Spain and Mexico - yeah, you can sorta read the language, but you aren’t going to be speaking it.

Perhaps some people should brush up on the concept of “freedom of association”.....

Perhaps the best advice would be to stop worrying about it so much, relax, and do some fucking....

I read Lifehacker for the eye rolls of generally stupid, wrong, misguided, or otherwise useless “advice” dished out by 30-year old adolescents with virtually zero life experience.

Halo Reach: LASO done solo

Burritos. I love them, my wife, not so much....