Well, you guys have more cheese than might otherwise be healthy....

Weird, for the longest time I always considered chorizo to from Spain....

Because chorizo covers a massive range of flavor outcomes whereas Italian sausage is much more specific in it’s variety.

Before people start slamming Velveeta and Cream of Whatever soup, just remember that they have been staples of the American diet for decades and show up in more dishes than you realize.

Can’t we all just agree that she’s a so-so actress, marginally attractive, and dumb as a fucking rock?

Unless it’s a sports bar, then no. Aside from the distraction, you’ll have it on the “right” game.

At my age everyone under 30 looks like a 12-year old....

People make porn for themselves - since 98.5% of the male population is straight, that’s going to be reflected in the porn they make.

His performance completely tanked after he lost the playoffs to Seattle. He was benched because he totally lost his mojo and no longer had a coach willing to build a team around him.

Well, if she can’t buy the nomination she’s never going to get it.

It would seem to me that a restaurant company that never focused on food safety in the slightest is going to drive away everybody that doesn’t want to shit themselves to death.

Small talk and public speaking both get easier when you stop caring about it. That’s why the booze helps - it aids in breaking the loop of being too self conscious about the whole thing.

Is Waffle House open? If so, you should be as well, even if on limited staff and hours. You might be surprised at how much business you get, particularly if you keep the heat cranked up and offer a few specials.

Death threats for wrongthink - how typical.

One of the things they don’t tell you is that when you hit a certain income level lots of stuff becomes free or heavily discounted. Why? Because you now have disposable income and they want to entice you to spend it with them.

I think the last time someone said “Jesus loves you” to me I told them to fuck off and die.

But it works, regardless.

It’s pretty easy to mistake a male of generation snowflake for a woman, I wouldn’t feel bad about that.

Government exceptions to a rule require a bureaucracy to actually function as intended, and that just never happens. Too much like actual work.

Oh, they most likely care about environmental issues, but 1) object to having it shoved down their throat by a bunch of nanny-state assholes, 2) approach it from an entirely different perspective, 3) care more about effective, practical solutions rather than feel-good virtue signaling efforts that are basically…