Stupid is supposed to have consequences. Now she gets to learn what they are - will most likely whine a lot and generate a lot of memes about how fucking retarded she is.

Pizza was perfected decades ago. All this shit people keep throwing on it and claiming it’s still a pizza needs to stop.

Never allow yourself to be defined by outside groups. In this, black society has failed tremendously; if you spend ten minutes at The Root and you’ll spend ten minutes learning about how blacks measure themselves against whites in every aspect of their lives. Not Asians, Hispanics, Middle Eastern, etc. - white people.

First, you have to get rid of all 12 of your cats and then develop a personality that might someday attract a man.....

I know your parents hadn’t entered puberty yet in 1983, but that shitty movie didn’t “traumatize” anybody. The USSR was falling apart under it’s own incompetence at that point and most people knew it. Perhaps if it had been released under Carter, who would have gladly surrendered to the Soviets if they’d only made the…

People get better at this with age; that’s why the old duffer at work has such a good read on everything, including on when the company is in a death spiral - seen it all before, many times.

After a couple weeks of dealing with a nasty lung infection my wife decided to get some work done Monday. Even though she’s a remote employee and deals with people mostly via email, her boss heard her on the phone with a voice of gravel & gasoline and told her to take another couple days to rest up and recover.

You worry and fret too much about shit that isn’t relevant to anybody else.

I’ve been listening to this line of rhetoric for decades, and yet older men continue to have a selection of 20-something arm candy while not giving a rat’s ass about your indignation.

Legally you can call virtually any dog a service animal and you can’t actually challenge that claim per disability laws. It’s illegal to even ask about it; such claims have to be taken at face value.

Too bad for her that the most corrupt politicians normally have a (D) next to their name.

Having been to Idaho numerous times I can tell you right now that nobody is serving dim-sum there.

2 minutes late is the same as 30 minutes late. Everybody else showed up 20 to 10 minutes early and snagged the good seats when the group was seated.

You are the person I, and many other people, avoid at these events.

That was pretty horrible advice. Here’s some that actually works.

By having a child you volunteered to do without meaningful social contact, airline travel, and eating anyplace other than Chuck E Cheese for at least a decade if you don’t get a babysitter.

Wow. Using a personal computer for work is such an incredibly bad idea for personal, ethical, and legal reasons (for both you and the company). Have them issue you a work laptop and never use it for anything personal, ever, at all.

That’s an awful lot of bullshit answer for what should quite simply be “No” quickly followed by “You are a piece of shit in so many ways - be a man and either get a divorce or stop getting whores.”

Define “heavily dented” or “unsightly” in a fashion that is not purely subjective.

This isn’t that unusual - I’ve lived places that had similar policies (and you sign off on them before you move in) and it’s merely the extension of the “broken windows” philosophy.