John Elway’s dealerships have always been plagued with shit business practices. Hell, they MADE Tom Martino’s career on Channel 4 as he featured them at least weekly for obvious criminal behavior.

For the life of me, why would any woman deliberately give herself a chunk-butt?

But it doesn’t matter. The canard of “rice is rice” really isn’t true; there are many ways to prepare rice, so a bit of fusion between cooking genre is to be expected.

I’m not sure it matters. Pick one and go.

You paid $360 for a fucking rice cooker? If I were you I’d stay away from timeshare presentations.....

It only takes 20 minutes to make sticky rice on the stove, why bother with an instant pot or a rice cooker? Just how much rice are you making at one time?

I like how she’s not taking any shit from this guy.

You do realize that electric vehicles actually generate MORE pollution than a normal vehicle? The process of generating electricity (more than likely coal or natural gas), transmitting it along power lines, and then charging a battery, all result in significant energy loss. Direct conversion to mechanical energy is…

You must be incredibly stupid.

It’s all fun until the truck owner comes out and puts a gun in your face.

Well, my wife and I have one surviving parent, and she’s a combination of dementia and distilled pure evil. So, no....

Leaves a nice mark on the face as well.

I still think the worse story I’ve ever read was “attempted home circumcision with box cutter”....

If you have to take the 30-year, look to refinance it to a shorter term when you can.

You can frequently skip getting to know the neighbors as nearly all of them will have extremely annoying habits.

Unless you’re shaking hands with someone, it’s never appropriate to ever touch someone at work. Also, you need to mind personal space.

She looks like Sarah Jessica Parker - who men almost universally find very unattractive.

I worked out a method to avoid hangovers when I got shitfaced drunk about nearly 40 years ago. I used to do this at least weekly for several years, and it had a very high success rate.

I didn’t know you were gay before you made up absolutely everything in this “article”...

Perhaps, with a little luck, we can now drive some serious investigation into the criminal empire known as Scientology....