Nothing wrong with that, they are classics for a reason.

I make my drinks on the heavy side, but I start with higher end liquor that actually tastes good without any mix.

I’ll stick with my version, which has more wine, far less onion, and includes cream, black olives, and shallots.

The only thing of note that Musk has done is get rid of a dead hooker by launching her into orbit in the trunk of a car.

You can look it up - the data isn’t hard to find at all. But I know reality that challenges your preconceived ideas of how things should be is a painful experience for libs....

I’ve gone the butter route, and it is the wrong flavor to complement the sausage. A better method is to chop up and fry two to three strips of bacon if you find your sausage is lacking sufficient fat.

While I made that exact version when I started over 30 years ago. I’ve tweaked it a bit:

Slander is defined as verbal defamation in many, if not most, jurisdictions. Written defamation is libel.

Goose is an awesome choice for a major meal, and you have all that wonderful fat to use for later cooking projects. They are quite easy to find where I live (Seattle); even Safeway carries goose year round.

You realize that you are mentally ill, right?

Do they have a go fund me account?

I have dyslexia and I hate Comic Sans - it is painful to read. Albertus Medium is far easier to read. Also, using Comic Sans at most workplaces will earn you a rebuke from management in very short order; it is ugly, difficult to read, extremely unprofessional, and many people will immediately question your…

A high quality, classically styled analog watch says more about you that your phone ever will, and also doesn’t need to be constantly recharged so you can watch incessant cat videos. Also, using your phone to tell time just screams “still needs to grow up” - kids have the things in their face too much of the time…

Yeah, you need to exclude that person from now on; freeloaders don’t develop a conscience over time.

You understand the normal distribution, or do you prefer massive Venn diagram with a population of just you?

Well, we all know that you’re a racist turd, and stupid, but that’s your problem most of the time.

Worst tippers other than the under 21 crowd:

If they can disrupt the motor oil market by undercutting them by 50% - 75%, make a profit, and deliver quality, then the market deserved to be disrupted.

Teens are typically too broke or too selfish to tip properly. You put up with them knowing that most likely they’ll also be waiting tables at some point and have the exact same issue.

You really shouldn’t substitute sour cream for Mexican crema in a recipe - the flavor is different, to say nothing of the texture.