The 49ers found that there was absolutely nobody covering receivers downfield and pretty much just threw to them whenever they felt like it. I knew they were going to lose halfway through the 1st quarter.

A fast way to do it is to change somebody’s view/motion controls to the inverse of what they always use.

How do you not check this stuff in advance? Maybe it’s just a holdover from the cold war, but I’ve never assumed I could just go someplace outside of the country without needing to get a visa in advance (or additional vaccinations). You ALWAYS check.

Why does this particular strain of stupid keep returning? Are not logic and basic economics taught in schools any longer?

It is well known that if you want to clear a room of black men all you had to do was start talking about eating pussy. I remember the first time I heard about this I was sure they were joking, but a couple years later in basic training I watched it happen on Sunday afternoon. From start to finish it took less than 90…

All the ex-Navy I know reserve the word “squid” for submariners. Do they still use the term “swabbie”...?

Wow. You’re kinda stupid.

You’d think that it would have already gone the way of flogging, keelhauling, and hanging someone from the yard arm.

You don’t know anything about “crazy eyes,” do you?

Everybody knows that the traditional holiday meal is Chinese food. Personally, I prefer to get dim-sum.

Nobody likes you, do they? Not even your cat....

I visit Mexico fairly often for dive trips and you get to know some of the divemasters after spending so much time with them year after year. One of them explained it like this: Mexicans know their government is crooked as all hell and have no illusions that politicians are corrupt and frequently hold themselves above…

In real life all that shoving would eventually get her punched when she went too far and injured someone.

My favorite Elaine moment was “maybe the dingo ate your baby”....

I’ll just go to Portillo’s every meal, and then smuggle a Big Beef onto the plane for later.

I’ve been driving since the 70's, and at no time has anyone ever tried to tell me to adjust my side mirrors to look at the rear of the vehicle. Mainly because we already have a “rear view mirror” that does that job.

Mainly though, people under 30 need to remember that if the airbag goes off their iPhone will be embedded in their face.....

I’m thinking that the “darkness” is actually just uncontrolled bush....

I go so far as to say “baked sweets” - but honestly can only think of three recipes (including oatmeal cookies).

As a really white person I have to tell you that I know of absolutely nobody that eats the food you’re describing as part of “everyday life” - NOBODY.