So, we’ve got a married man with a side-piece who also has unprotected sex with whores, one of which is his wife’s “girlfriend” (who she may or may not also be having sex with).

At which point you RSVP that you won’t be able to attend.

It’s insulting to the pet, yes.

First of all, people with children are not your friend, they are your enemy. They have ruined their own lives and will make every attempt to pressure you into doing the same (misery truly does love company). For your own mental health you should drop any of your friends as soon as they announce “we’re pregnant.”

Sounds like a pardon or some other form of executive clemency is in order.

I’ve yet to determine exactly where the “calories are bad” thing come from since you need to eat them in order to survive.

That looks absolutely nothing like any cobbler I’ve had or made in the past 50 years.

But enough about yourself....

Envy is so ugly to watch.

If you brought a spiral cut ham most of the attendees would secretly thank you afterwards. At least, that’s how west coasts jews are like.

Bungie, still madly hating everyone that plays their games.

Considering that for my entire life up until I bought my last home I have had a garage, and STILL don’t have heated seats, and one winter had to bring my battery inside just to keep it from freezing, my white, millionaire, working shit jobs since I was 16, ass says you’re a fucking moron.

1) If you’re wages are slashed, quit.

I don’t know a single guy that ever made the slightest bit of sense of the whole “lean in” thing. Nobody can actually even say with any certainty what it means or is. After reading the book it seemed like a collection of lifestyle complaints looking for a newspaper advice column.

Given how past incidences of racial intimidation over the last decade have turned out, there is a better than 50-50 chance that the sign and nooses were set out by black employees.

Which hole?

1) All vegetarians are total assholes.

Because women DO apologize for their tits. No woman is ever happy about her tits (or her hair) and complain about them endlessly. They are lopsided, too big/small, nipples point in different direction, nipples wrong color, aureola too big/small, sag too much, sag too little, too many wrinkles in their cleavage (and…

Ironically, men laugh when women write about sex because it’s all romance novel, all the time.

Honest answer time: The overwhelming vast majority of men have no interest in a trans woman. Men want their women to have been born with a vagina, and, despite however much you think it’s not fair, consider trans women to actually be men with massive problems. You will never be a woman to them.