I think the only advice you need to give out is “grow the fuck up” - seriously, it’s like high school.

You should never trust your boss. Nor should you ever trust a union.

Uh, lots of people....

You’re reaching too hard on this. I’ve been hearing the exact same line of “lunchmeat is evil” BS since the moon landing, and, honestly, nobody really buys it, even you.

College dorms are always run like a high school. The best option is to move out.

Not all things in life get to be enjoyed by everyone. In your case that includes eating anything that resembles good food.

I’ve known several women that would get all worked up over the thought of that happening to them, and one that would create scenarios so that she could have it happen to her. She said that scene was the biggest turn-on of her life, so you knew how she wanted things to go.

It’s called “the butter scene” not “the rape scene” and for decades it has been described as ranging from being super hot, to powerful, to incredibly erotic. It’s only been the the last few years that the super-creepy aspect of it has been debated with any seriousness, even though it was known in the mid ’70s that she…

This is something guys talk about, and most men see a pregnant woman as a reverse Viagra. Pregnancy is a big reason why a lot of married men start affairs - she’s no longer sexually attractive when she gets big.

No Porter?

At no time did I present my snarky opinion as “fact,” but you’re apparently just as stupid as the other retard. Get over yourself already.

Just as long as you remember to wipe while standing up....

“Get educated” is always what the pseudo-intellectuals start off with, right before they start trying to sell you on how awesome Marxism is.

BB guns and a bounty on the things would go a long to exterminating them within a year. Cost less as well.

No, I’m just the guy that is smarter and more experienced than you. Consider my opinion to be expert while you are still in diapers.

No, insurance is pooled risk. Learn what you are talking about about, moron.

The instant that medical care becomes a non-scarce commodity that requires zero resources is when socialized medicine is affordable. Until then all you are doing is cost shifting, and fuck you.

Ah, did I ruin your little “artisan brew snob” fantasy by ripping on your favorite beer style?

She also happens to be right, so there’s that....

More like “craft breweries are now pretty much ‘arts and craft’ breweries” - we peaked on brewer talent at least a decade ago.