You really think Barsanti has a breadth of cultural knowledge besides what was in his Insta feed in the last ten minutes?

On the other hand, you get Newman nut-shotting Lurch.

I thought it was a Porsche engine block? Big, heavy hunk of cast iron, not quite as bad as a rusting hulk, but still inconvenient.

That was very hospitable of the Germans, making him feel at home like that.

I’ll take Whore Adsh for $200.

Maybe...maybe he’s just in a diabetic coma.

Kinda like how Bernard Cornwall retconned Sharpe to have grown up in Sheffield, like Sean Bean. 

Do you have a chair or something?

Reminds me of the DNC’s “BOY BYE” Beyonce reference which got roasted almost as much as 23-year-old white girl intern used to do back after three Jaegerbombs at the frat parties went to while at college:

A-fuckin’-men, AlienJesus.

Star Trek ain’t got no beltalowdas, sasa ke?

It’s like a Mazda CX-7 that was bred by the Hapsburgs.

One little push from me, and you go full MAGA. Nicely done. The funny thing is I bet you think you’re a progressive.

I’m not a Bernie Bro - I’m not even American.

“Non-threatening” (read: fatter, less attractive, and less confident than the protagonist)? Check.

You guys need to burn your constitution and start again. France did it several times.

Let’s be fucking honest, Hilary’s piss-poor shitshow of an entitled campaign performance was also a big reason why they lost.

Meh. She’s a cliche. Chrissakes, she’s even a ranga, the only hair colour available to the awkward sidekick/BFF of the YA protagonist.

Otherwise you end up like we are down here in Australia, with every fuckin’ journo rushing to suck the Lib’s metaphorical cock, except for Alan Jones, who probably has sucked their literal cocks. 

DAMMIT WHO LET KEVIN SMITH DIRECT THIS THING?!?