Damn. He’s still here?

Convenice store?

PSH’s “Oh, yeah, some women find it offensive” casual aside after Stiller takes his advice to slap Polly on the arse is fantastic, as is his reaction to the random kitchenhand blurting out “I thought you were dead.”

I mostly know how to pronounce from my days in The Witcher III.

This is what I said (before I got exiled to The Greys again): “It looks like someone at Netflix got the intern to figure out crappy After Effects filters”.

The whole “Guys, *insert generic popstar here* is a SERIOUS ARTIST” is getting tiresome, indeed.

Nazis that are, according to John’s dad, as bad as John. 

“But, one day, there’s a billion to one chance I may be someone he doesn’t hate! Gosh, I’d be a fool to not to vote for him now in that case!”

I watched the trailer for this and cannot help but think that - much love to Ethan Hawke - this role was made for a coked-out Nic Cage.

It’s scary how many Septics from both all over the spectrum still don’t understand that the US doesn’t somehow magically operate in a vacuum that doesn’t affect anywhere else on the planet.

I sincerely blame the Greens for that horseshit. They don’t want to rule, they don’t want to take responsibility, they just like playing kingmaker.

Loot me something good tomorrow, Yanks!

Come on, Seppoes. Don’t fuck it up for the rest of us.

What, it wasn’t because of Big American Titties?

Look, as classic as the Duke is in the original, I love the Coen’s version.

Don’t you fucking dare forget General Sosabowski.

Of course videogames emulated it. Nerds like systems and patterns, dislike creativity and so will always seek to operate within an established system rather than create something new, referencing extant things rather creating new ones. That’s their entire subculture - cosplay, fanart, memetics. Nerds can’t generate…

That POV (CAPITALISATION, MOTHERFUCKERS) sounds like a written-by-focus-group 90s R&B track that was meant to skyrocket into the Top 40 on the back of Destiny’s Child and TLC in 1998 but just wet-farted itself out at about Number 76. In Turkey.

TRIOSCOPE™!

So, my dad used to work with a bloke, Chris.