Quite a shame you seppoes only know Barnesy from a meme.

Juuuuuuuuuuuust gonna leave this here:

CNN took a massive shit on NBC for giving Trump a town hall after he refused a second debate...and running it on the same night, in the same slot, as Biden’s town hall (which Biden only did because, natch, Trump pulled out the debate like didn’t pull out of Stormy Daniels): https://edition.cnn.com/2020/10/14/opinions/b…

Mostly spent trying to recreate the thrill of her illicit romance with Jack by shagging every butler and gardener who crosses her path and making sure her husband finds out.

Or pay for the hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of dollars it took for Biehn to mount that expedition out to the wreck.

Oooooh, I feel the Meet Joe Black double hit-and-run is up there with the Prop Guy for the Most Inadvertently Hilarious Movie Deaths Of The 90s award:

I’m pretty sure Lana wouldn’t have gone that far.

It’s also removing a chance for Malory to constantly hang shit on him:

She’d better at least shout “GET OUT OF MA SWAMP!” once during this.

As a non-Caucasianish person, this resonates with me.

Absolutely true. 

They seem like they’re really leaning into it this season; previously, it was great because they all fucking hated each other but were forced together by circumstance.

Yeah, but that “Awwww” moment, where Lana says he should’ve asked Gabrielle out because she’s a cool chick not just to make Lana jealous, as well as Cyril crying for Archer’s validation, and, in a prior episode, being labelled Archer’s best friend, makes the whole thing feel like A Very Special After-School Special.

I’m really not a fan of the Borat-style stuff SBC does. It basically goes like this:

I can’t help but feel this is the weakest of the new eps; it seems they want to descend into some sort of typical sitcom territory, where players bicker and fight but All Genuinely Care For One Another™.

Isn’t Swayze like 20 years older than whats-her-face?

I suppose it’s appropriate. 2020 is perfectly personified by a guy who looks like a loose amalagations of sweepings from the tattoo factory and who no doubt smells like 2020 feels.

My town has a Husqvarna Lawnmower, Chainsaw, and Garden Equipment Store Cat.

And Archer is the only guy on TV who knows how to count rounds.