Simpsons already did it:

Yeah, it’s weird seeing a bunch of people state that “American is the world’s oldest constitutional democracy!!!” as I’ve seen some pundits describe it, as a good thing. Welp, maybe that’s the problem.

There are many, many things that disturb me about America, and how you perma-appoint judges is one of them.

Twin peaks.

Please tell me they’ll have two wrestlers in the ring just screaming “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” at each other for an entire episode without making a move.

I don’t blame Kate for ToD and her character. I blame Lucas going through a divorce.

Mistah Jangles...?

Shhh: Mike’s going to bestow agency and capability upon Diaz by telling her exactly why she retired from acting. 

He’s made of, like, the opposite of that. The opposite of money.

I’m just really hoping there’s:

You’re missing the point here, people: what are they going to do about the goiter?

I’m not surprised you think my genuine concern about that poster’s mental health is an insult. Certainly shows how you think.

Hold up; might also be literally. We don’t know. We just don’t want to find out.

Dunno. You tell me; I’ve never been on 8chan but you seem to know a lot about it. I mean, you are American, right? That’s where you kids go to plan your mass shootings, isn’t it?

Yeah! Only white women are allowed to be upset, right? Right?

The viewers know what to expect, and the show’s already burned through every bread pun imaginable, so why not go goofy with it?

No, they mightn’t all be libertardian wet dreams, but the majority are and no one seems keen to make a multi-billion dollar media franchise out of the latter. Libertardian Wet Dream is definitely their branding.

Oh, and by the way: remember, I predicted you’d react like this.

I’d ask a men’s shelter as well, but you guys got them all shut down, didn’t you? 

Thanks for condescendingly femsplaining that to me - social customs, mores, and interactions are something that’s traditionally female-dominated. Hence why women feel the need to create complex rules regarding interaction - like, oh, I don’t know, mansplaining - that govern how people are allowed to talk to each other.