Holy Christ on an altar boy’s dick, am I fucking glad I’m not a white ‘Murrican.

OK, seppoes, listen up. That’s not a “screaming cowboy”.

though many actors were seemingly superstitious and let the announcer accept the award on their behalf

Shit, those crazy Cambodians built a temple out of acid?

PITT. THE. ELDER

And let us all remember that Jon Lovitz repeatedly slammed Andy Dick’s head into a bar for that. 

PITT. THE. ELDER.

The only show that ever really pulled off “more depth from one-note characters” was Venture Bros, which, by the way, I’m mentioning because

Postmodernism has gone too far. We need to go back.

That’s like saying my uncle’s cancer elevated itself above other cancer because it went into remission...

*sips billy tea*

Fun fact: “Quibi” is actually Moroccan slang for a camel’s penis. 

Has someone called Barsanti and told him they found something he dropped?

Tagging on to this, both in regards to AAA games in general, and that Spiderman trailer up there in particular, the Slow Exposition Walk can just fuck off and fuck off now. And die. In a fire.

Imagine think Seppo mall-crawlers will actually take this off road.

“WOW. The homeless guy from the bus station is hung.” *beat* “But I knew that.”

He was East German, and born well after WWII.

John Barilaro, that you?

He works because Dee Bradley Baker just goes all the way in with the character.

Roger: “I’m the receptionist?!”