Wait, so that was Roger in the Radioactive Man Movie?

Well, at least Hadji turned out better than Johnny Quest:

If pita is causing you a pain in the arse, try switching to wholemeal pita. More fibre. Softer shits.

“Vodka, the poor man’s Nintendo”

JK LOLing, amirite?

‘Murrican authors are famous for their tolerance...

I imagine it’s like that other screed by that other famously batshit author, Ayn Rand, with long, run-on speeches made by characters on the author’s political beliefs.

Can’t we have Cormorant Strike instead?

And the Unabomber liked typewriters. I say we start profiling all those shifty fuckers who haven’t moved on to computers, starting with that Tom Hanks bastard.

Like Iain Banks and Iain M. Banks- wait, maybe not the best example.

I’m still waiting for Emma Watson’s no doubt hot take on this. 

Don’t forget that CS also constantly tried to get JRR to drop that most hallowed of Oxbridge traditions, man-on-man buttfucking.

- Noted gatekeeper of the filmic arts, A. A. Dowd

...but what else would boring, middle-class, suburbanite white women with communications degrees have to write about for pop-culture websites if not celebrity penises (and how it really affects other white women more than the people who are actually involved)?

Barsanti’s just going for the bog-standard Forced Irony tone that’s purely designed to gather the maximum amount of clicks and garner the least amount of rage-quits.

“Pop” music is more creative than most genres of music.

Air Bud: First Person Neuter

It’s a Chinese, not Japanese, show, you pervert.

We should at least be able to get the body count numbers for Tenet, but.