I don’t know how he made one of the biggest, most desperate military withdrawals boring, but by gum he did it.

If you think there’s a bad time to check privilege then you’re privileged.

Sammy B can’t even get her fucking name right - you think he put any fucking thought into the rest of the article?

Lol at this article talking about her artistry and such as well. It took three other people to “help” her write a song about riding fuckin’ motorcycles. C’mon.

I’m all about that typographical verisimilitude. 

wHy DiD yOu SaY tHaT nAmE?!?

As a Rolleiflex shooter, I applaud this decision.

And Johann Pachelbel’s “Canon In D” has the same everything as...everything.

I actually think it’s kinda perfect Constanza never won an award.

Is she talking down Jimmy during his meth shakes?

My favourite story about the park is how they’d soak the tennis balls for the tennis ball cannons in petrol from the leaky go carts, set them aflame, and then fire them at patrons in the tennis ball tanks.

For all its attempts to build itself into something more substantive, it’s still a day at the theme park.

I feel like if we’ve reached a point in society where Serious Music Fans & Critics can take a step back and go, “Taylor Swift is good, actually??!”

I still don’t fucking hear how “Smells Like Teen Spirit” is Boston’s “More Than A Feeling”, either.

These are the same people who believe a Happy Meal is as worthy a culinary masterpiece as Noma degustation menu.

Just because you keep reusing your toilet paper doesn’t mean it’s not disposable.

That’s damning with faint praise if e’er I saw it.

Wait, were there any climbable towers and capturable outposts? Also, was the gameplay scripted out the arse and back again?

Well, Deadshit’s “You white people that shit - you know how you do” joke about getting his daughter into college aged well, at least:

Last train outta Sydney’s almost gone...