Hold me closer, Tony Danza.

Does putting seventeen warning shots into Batman sound like something Commissioner Gordon would do to a white Bruce Wayne?

Yes, but then you can’t have lazy writers for clickbait pop-culture websites churn out easy articles.

And we all know what nationality Spider-Man ought to be:

Bet they won’t let him call people cunts.

Well, he was working for the same government that wanted to weaponise bats, so they tied incendiary bombs to the bats, then let the bats go, and then the bats got sleepy and decided to have an nap under the evens of the nearest available structure, which just so happened to be the facility from whence they were…

It’s hard to tell who’s had more work done on their face: her or the lawyer behind her.

Eisenstadt gave zero fucks.

I once wondered what in the name of Christ’s cock were people doing still doing moving the Midsomer, but then realised that the real estate’s probably the cheapest on the planet.

Dr. Robert Burke from The Lost World was definitely Bakker.

First of all, that is a fantastic name you’ve got. Are you a yob or wanker?

???

Yeah, these guys:

Tinfoil hat on:

Isn’t “Tart Tycoon” just another name for a very successful English pimp?

I get the feeling this was some B-unit direction. And I can see how the whole thing would take away from the pacing of the film, since while Tembo is a fantastic character, he’s not really a main character, and no one else in the film gets an introduction like that.

Ah, remember when Bloomberg killed an entire tech-wanker startup in 61 seconds?

That, and in the book they have Richard Kiley doing the narration, too.

I can sorta see why they cut it. I don’t think him kicking that Ugly American’s arse really added anything to his character - I don’t really think we need Tembo to be a brawler or even the sorta “I am a gentleman, sir!” type, and the poling really is out of tone (funny, but too goofy).

Meh, fuck the lot of them.