Hell, wasn’t the capital of Portugual in Brazil for a while?

At least we got this epic intro and theme song out of the reboot:

The good thing to come out of this is that you know Brooks’ eulogy is going to be amazing.

Lyman Zerga.

Coming to what?

“We were going to do a Chechen version of Dora The Explorer...anyway, it went terribly wrong.”

Yeah, true. Although I wonder if he was cool with her being, more or less, the under-the-table, behind-the-scenes politician, not someone in the spotlight as Sec-Gen.

Nah, bro - gotta go full hipster for this. Celluloid, black and white, wax cylinders only.

They’d better bring the horns back - with the stank on ‘em:

Somewhere in the basement of Twitter HQ, a Bic lighter flicks on, illuminating a hand that reach out to a large yellow-and-black striped industrial breaker labeled “EMERG. AUX. POWER” and pushes it from down to up with a loud, ominous CLUNK.  

I’m amazed you’ve met every man on the planet.

I never got all the “OMG THEY REPLACED ARJUN!” drama.

I was a little peeved that she wasn’t out in space any more, but she did have family back on Mars.

Meanwhile, at Disney...

Exactly. Banning these eps because it makes you feel uncomfortable isn’t progressive, isn’t helpful.

Haha! I get it - you’ve automatically categorised anyone who questions this as a conservative! You’re so very clever! Oooooh.

Why are they probably right?

Ugh. “Please Like Me” - you Yanks can have Josh Thomas.

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It’s just lazy nihilism barely dressed up as ‘deep’ thinking