What we’re seeing is the failure of the modern gaming design process.

I found the Foundation Trilogy to be very expository and not at all dramatic,

Don’t trust reviewers folks, play the game, then decide.

Even the Simpsons called this bullshit out years ago:

The cracking was good, because the people you’re trying to save the most insufferable bunch of douchebag white American suburbanite frat-bros and sorority Beckies.

Cold Chisel’s East, paying homage to the classics:

TISM’s Australia the Lucky Cunt

Really? Not one of you mentioned Brian Blessed?

“Anal. We’re from the south, deeply religious - but God bless the Poophole Loophole!”

Look, if you must have a war on drugs, maybe just have it on cocaine so shit like this never happens again.

BUT IT WASN’T A SQUAT...IT WAS A...SQUAT LOBSTER!!!

Uwe Boll also infamously fought noted internet stalwart, and, more importantly, definite non-boxer Richard “Lowtax” Kyanka after leading him on that it would be a charity hammed-up punch-pulling match for fun, but straaaaaaaangely never took up other noted internet stalwart and, more importantly, long-time kickboxer Se…

“And that little boy, whom nobody liked, grew up to be...Roy Cohn.”

“If I were two-faced, do you think I’d choose this one?”

Harrison’s just pissed that people don’t recognise him as the carpenter and Beaver owner he is - what he really wants to be known for.

Elisabeth Moss certainly seems typecast as every second-wave feminist boomer’s go-to actress. Between this, the Handmaid’s Tale, Mad Men, and Top Of The Lake, she’s certainly been given a type.

Pretty sure Myst is available for Mac. Not sure about the sequels, but Riven probably is too.

One of the definite changes you can feel in the second one is that they’ve removed at lot of the reflex-based puzzles, if not all of them. I’m guessing it’s because it’s simply harder to be as precise as you need to be with a controller.

“Oh, good, my Slow Clap Processor made it into this thing, so we have that.”

“...Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson!”