Kid Rock only 46? Whoa.

…..and a woman.

That picture makes me want to call the domestic abuse hotline…because Charlize can't.

…..AND you guys got that sweet Bass Pro in the Pyramid. Me, I just wanna ride my lowrider bicycle down Crump.

Sarge…Little Rock only has a population of 190k.

I read that as "Theron" and wondered for a moment if she could play Ken….hmmmmm, yesssssss

Maybe we need to institute some sort of Cheese Dip after school program to inspire our youths to put down the clips and dip the chips for a brighter future.

Well, Little Rock just had the 34th murder for the year…but HEY! Cheese Dip!!! Oh, we do host the WORLD'S Cheese Dip Festival
http://cheesedip.net/

Of course. 2017 is the new 1917.

They DO have all the best (prescription) drugs.

Hey! Much like Dahmer…I don't want any spoilers.

I just pictured Natalie Dormer in stonewashed shorts and a tube top.

Before I even saw the video I knew exactly what kind of house he'd be in front of. Another video as "Ohio as shit" is Afghan Whigs "Debonair".

I love that 'Chris Gaines' is even a popular reference even in 2017. In some ways Garth Brooks is meta.

I like to think they are all involved in a criminal mastermind organization that every few years creates a new Rodan+Fields, Advo-Care, Younique to rule out lives. Hey, I need to ask…but how are you enjoying your Lash boost

This song will probably inspire many needless Latino neck tattoos. The worst offenders are the guys from El Salvador who all think they are in the MS-13, but are just killing time at Verizon trying to pick up white girls.

Such an underrated movie.

That entire still looks like it could have been taken in 1990 at a local community college. "Here at DeVry University you will enjoy the latest in computer technology. Every student will have access to the latest in Apple LC computers."

The Ozarks is the last place I would try to launder money. The economy is seasonal. The bait shop is already in the business and sells a mean batch of meth out back. Maybe he could fund an arm of the CSA. I am only speaking from an Arkansas Ozark experience. I am sure the Missouri Ozarks is more sophisticated. At…

This comment has made me seriously sit here and remember all of the Annie Lennox songs from my early adulthood.