That sounds as horrible as my idea for a docu-drama about the last days of the Fyre Festival starring everyone who was on the original "90210"

But did they influence anyone to attend the Fyre Festival? No…so what's the big deal?

I read the whole 'Pitch Deck'. For some reason it and these 'influencers' reminds me of when Patrick Bateman went back to visit his old condo.

This some "The Stepford Wives" shizz…wow. Here in DArkansas Fox News is on in almost every restaurant with a TV. Always the same guys sitting around Wendy's watching it too. You know the guy…he's mid-to-late fifties and has the mid-life DODGE RAM 2500HD OVERKILLTOWMACHINE DUALIE WITH CHROME EXHAUST STACKS AND A JESUS…

***Shouting with Subtitles***

This only made me want to see Thom Yorke in drag….he knows him something about some pigs

Like this is some sort of outtake still from "The Ladykillers"?

Did I just hear that in "Oprah-Voice"….yes

Well, that put a dark spin on "Milo and Otis".

True. He is even sporting a McVeigh t-shirt.

Hey, the 'Liberal Media' loves money too. If they see a charismatic chili eater like Jones who can make them some bucks….the Man IS going places.

Ain't no water penetrating that lipid bilayer…

It's called "Slapping the Xenomorph"

Alien…..Fugitive

No, she'll be the Mom at soccer practice one-upping every other Mom with her kid's weird allergy.

Apparently Oklahoma has the highest percentage of VEEP shops in the country.

Guy on right looks like a rock-kinda dude. The dude on the left looks like he is assistant manager at that local pizza/pasta house that has their own craft brewery.

If this was titled "Get to know the world's greatest vaper from Tulsa, OK." then I would have believed it was a 'real' "Great Job, Internet!".

The "Diet Coke and a SlimJim" is so on the mark…because that is exactly my lunch some days. They just work together. Like magnets.

You know who's Petty?