The "Fred's" of online video outlets…

I used to keep a Pabst Blue Ribbon Diary until the snotty iPunks started drinking it and driving up the costs. Now I keep a Stag Diary.

I guess it is okay to be Russian now….country is going to hell.

Being late is okay. This is the 1980's after all. As my Uncle Ricky used to say back in 1981 if you were in a hurry….."Hey! Don't be RUSSIAN!". Gets me every time.

Ancient Man will share story from a MO childhood…In 1979 we got a chance to attend a double-header in St. Louis with the Cardinals and the Phillies. This was also the year of gas "shortages". Oh, and our ride was a spanking new Crown Vic LTD. Most memorable part was being the only teen boy in the car with 4 teen…

Do you have any idea how harr it is to commit suicide by bow and arrow?

Too Soon

Did you catch last night's episode of "Touched by an Angel"?

The Internet is barely 21…it's still at "IRL" drinking contraband Four-Loko

I'm not the White Lawrence Fishburn

….a WEB full of bar soap

It's pretty obvious they wanted her talent to take a back seat to his ambition.

Human Resources is who crucified Jesus….Look, Jesus, we know you are upset that Judas sold you out, but he is a high-performer and it is his first offense. Can't we just give the guy a break? Now, can you go stack that wood over there? We got a project that needs to be completed tomorrow morning.

$249.00 for the hoverboard…or throw in $100.00 extra and get a 1990 Nissan Sentra? Hmmmm

So…do you support "Open Carry" or "Concealed Carry" for Bomb Flowers?

One word…"Microhard"

Obviously by teleportation because have you ever seen a picture of him actually getting his hands together?

How you know he didn't…but I guess he just wanted bright lights and a bigger city.

Sorry Cee Lo….you still let us down in Little Rock a few years back at Riverfest when you came out and sang for 15 minutes after a 45 minute opening that consisted mostly of recorded music. Go on, put lights on 'ya head if it makes you feel like you are getting grown.

Hope they don't ban Canadian members of 1980's rock bands.