Can't wait for the new JRPG "Chocolate Star Fish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water" to come out. I hear the Switch will not be region-locked.

No love for Uncle Ray's?

I mean, if she was my cousin….yup. She is one of those "'not cute, but REALLY attractive'" women

He's a Goddamn National Treasure. You shut your pie hole, Son.

no one went for the obvious 'Uranus' orientation joke….?

Stop it…no need to get the @#altVader crew any free news time.

You wannna touch….my turgid Furby?

….or Mark Wahlberg

But it'd mostly likely be cast with Jeremy Renner

Meh, no more offensive that any FB Cross-Fit posts.

My new band "Rip Grips Death". I think Donald Trump needs to hire Rip Taylor to be his personal confetti assistant.

The scary part is some white cultures are resistant to 3rd line antibiotics

Why was he writing his address in a Turkish fish market?

You mean like Anton Chigurh?

Don't be, Qweef Latina. It all about that U.N.I.T.Y.

Hey, it only took 5 years to become 2nd-shift assistant manager. I'm a closer now. Sometimes I get to take home product. Burritos mostly.

He acting like them little cubic zarconia earing wearing dudes down at the mall food court. They know the Lonely Burrito closes at 9pm and they roll in at 8:55pm special-ordering a burrito.

Blank? Here, let me lend you a hand.

Why? Did it give you Vertigo?

And it doesn't have a guy playing a scientist who does not come off as a scientist at all…nope, not even a drop (of alien acid blood)