1/2 of Manilli Vanilli is still kicking it in 2016

Beard oil is hipster as shit. Beard oil should come packaged with a 6-pack of micro brewery beer and wrapped in a flannel shirt held together with suspenders made out of hemp rope.

How does Jared feel about this?

It's the carb count that makes me throw a tantrum.

Sees absolutely smoking brunette…rants about lighting. Maybe he DOES live up to his name.

And this doesn't feature a Lana Del Rey cameo…why?

Yet a certain Don McClean would rather you wait FOREVER!! Muahahahahahahahaha…ha!

Wait, I'm confused…is he being thrown in the dustbin or is he coming out today?

I thought it was Cliff Robertson in the pic. Now I got me visions of Burt Reynolds as "Charly".

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Is that the guy without a jaw?

Things you could buy in Little Rock, Arkansas for $265
1) 200 24oz cans of Steele Reserve
4) Humidity…(Nah, that shit is free)
5) 38 orders of chicken wings (6pc)
6) A Guns-n-Roses 1988 Tour T-Shirt and some girl named Luinda
7) Little Rock's 20th homicide for 2016 (easy, we still have 5 months to get to 50)

Lettuce just say that Aunt Ruth knew her way around Uncle Walter's 'gavel'.

And they make fucking lousy drug addicts. Fuckers never have any money. NO! You can't pay me next Tuesday!

When does the Guwop corporation make a takeover bid for the Goop corporation?

What's the deal with this guy and hacksaws? Jesus.

Is this something the Conservatives are going to boycott?

Who looked suspiciously like a young Gregg Allman..

He's like the cute girl who really isn't attractive.

To be dropped from an airplane?