This skit really should be in the Library of Congress.

America…needs this story to be true. Wouldn't we be heartbroken if it were not?

No

You now owe the surviving members of Led Zeppelin $1000.00.

Oh…everybody gets it on with Donkey. Cool beans.

Is "Star Shrek-The Search for Fiona" any good? Does Puss-n-Boots get it on finally with Donkey?

Honestly, it would make a great soundtrack for a game/movie/NRA commercial. You know, the ones where they take a popular song and slow it way down to give it gravitas. Great-ish Job Internet! You are developing calves the size of cantaloupes with all the great work you been doing lately.

Give me my damn Croissant.

Oh, of course he watches Alex Jones. Alex Jones IS entertaining. I fully believe Alex Jones probably has a stable of underage Nigerian hookers locked in his panic room.

Hep-A or Hep-B? If neither of those then he must be Hep-C.

That was the part that made me laugh…out loud. Like, it's one thing to imitate a guy's voice and mannerisms, but he even got the content right. It's a talent and why I think him and Eric are so funny, meta-funny.

Must have been those dust bins in Shaftsbree.

Calm down Dr. Moreau. Hey, the Warden thought you might need some company so we got you a new cell mate. Shhhh! Here he comes! "Heeeeeey, Bud-deee!!!" "Check the melon Dr. Moreau Bro."

Scratch that…it looks like a hybrid of Don Rickles, Ernest Borgnine, and Donald Trump

Looks like a hybrid of Don Rickles and Donald Trump.

Are you saying it is worse to be French than, you know, Black?

I imagine you are right burningbeaver. Loki is a tiny fish compared to the Kanye/Swift duo. Like, he is a star, but he ain't a STAR. All manner of legal throwdown is about to occur over this leak of the phone conversation though. I'd actually like to think T-SwiftPain is diabolical enough to KNOW they were recording…

Man, I don't know. I think the Stones would get effed-up.I mean, Keith Moon was a little TOO good at playing a pervy 'Uncle'. And we ALL know Pete Townsend loved the ruff boys out in the streets.

No shame Stuff-N-Fluff cause "Bad Blood" is damn catchy. It was our prom-song last year at the Handsome Boy Modeling School. Lemme say this…Chest Rockwell can DANCE.