Loki about to get REAL on Kanye Kardashian

For those times when 'golf clap' is just too crude.

I think T-SwiftPain is more of a…SHOTGUN RAIN!!!!…type of lady. Don't think she would be messing around with a little handgun.

Then the announcer says…"Stay tuned, we'll be right back with more "Happy Days".

He was Beatty's stunted double.

If it was a mid-2000's Jennifer Connely romp, well, I might be down for that.

The Internet will only die if the last Pokeman is captured. In them last days we needs to be the story tellers.

cue "The Cosby Show" laugh track

15 years ago…wow. Watching this made me feel like I was swimming in the hot dog flavored water.

Those are called 'homeless people' and we lock them up.

I think so. Pretty sure it was filmed in Paris.

That's because Billy Joel is a Goddamned BOSS….son.

Personally I think it is one of M83's best songs.

Three letters……E……L…..O

So, he graduated HS when he was 27? Seriously, those cats look like they are all in their late 20's.

You'd get shot just as your hand reached for the door to leave. Those sushi places, they don't eff around. I'm convinced the one I frequent has a covert security team. Like, how many damn times you gonna ask me if I need more tea?

You got 3 levels of Syphilaids to chose from.

Good God Man!!! Don't let Tay-Tay know you have a virgin child!

Then Deckard explained the Hiddleswift Continuum. His replicant lips moist with passion. His gaze so distant, so purposeful, so longing. I slowly reached for my Pioneer Woman skillet. Then, the doorbell rang…

Sweet, some interracial spice to liven up my "Blade Runner" fan-fiction.