On my BLT….(keep it going, we need a Wafflehouse rap)

Please, if she was your sister you'd let her pee all over you. Don't be such a prude.

Cuts hole in watermelon…says it's "performance art".

Still works better with all dudes. The scene shows just how effeminate dudes can be in an all dude dick-swinging world where dudes are trying to continually one-up each other to the point they all seem gay, but not gay as in they legitimately love another man, but gay as in they hate women for sport. Hard to explain…

Don't lie, those movies were the shiz. People be hating, but they were actually entertaining. Them, and "Smokey and the Bandit" are ingrained in my childhood.

Meh, she was kinda attractive in the day. I always get her and Juice Newton mixed up though. Beats me.

Well, unless she is going to put up one of them "Hand Expression Breast Feeding" videos populating on the 'Ole YouTube, I ain't watchin'.

Are you insinuating that I would not pass the Voight-Kampff Test? "It is your birthday. The AV Club brings you a "Sons of Anarchy" box set. How do you react?"

YouTube for "Deckard vs. Pris". Pris and Tay could tag team me…if you know what I mean.

BTW…Nice "Blade Runner" reference.

See Rammstein's "Mann Gegen Mann"

I'd REALLY appreciate if you would stop spreading my fan-fiction all over the internet.

This trailer is much better with the smooth tones of Randy Newman singing "You got a Friend in Me". Seriously, try it!!!!!!!! I'M NOT CLOWNING AROUND DAMNIT!!!!!

This was sorta like a Hollywood version of "Alfie" minus the smarmy charm of Jude Law….or mostly nude Sienna Miller.

Where once there was a sappling…now there is wood.

Prove it.

Besides, if you can't trust the Ohio Department of Agriculture to ensure your safety…

That baby shit on the world like a beast out of Revelations.

I'd buy that for a dollar!

Only if you can get Julia Dietze to come along…