Apparently you don't live in Arkansas…where you can be grandma by the age of 36.

"I would hope/like to think that Ms. Atwell has a lush grassy field on which to play ball."…Mr. Bobby Doerr-Boston, MA

Yah, you really don't wanna get Jheri Curl Juice and Cheeto Dust on your hands at the same time.

By "greasy" you really mean Jheri Curl Juice. It used to be all over the windows and seats of our school bus back in the early 80's.

If I only go to one site…does that count as "browsing habits"? Should I be worried?

Hey Jimmy! Get Buckner and Garcia on the phone…we got us a HIT!

"Time Wind" was an excellent track on "Junk".

I thought that pic was the guitarist from that 80's pop group "U2".

When Alien Jesus grab a girl's titties, do the nipple fit in the hole in his hand?

Like that dude in Terminator…now THAT would be the shit…liquid dinosaurs that could form out of a cup of Starbucks coffee. (product placement/meta criticism=cha-ching!)

It would be waaaay cool if the Deep Water Horizon was actually a giant Automatron and it said cheesy stuff like "Mark Walhberg, the future of humanity's oil consumption relies on you now. We Automatrons are no longer wanted." Oh, and ANOTHER stupidly slowly sung song in a movie trailer…grrrrrrr.

Maybe she just needed some "Adult Education"…it's a bad situation.

The Internet just gave a generous donation to your local high school football mega-stadium…ain't gonna be no ass kicking.

Seen that 'country' singer Cole Swindell (totally made up name I bet. probable real name is Thurston Millhouse III)? He got one them ball caps with his own damn trademark on it. Even wears it in photo shoots. WTF?

Ohio…does the Sun ever shine there? Ever?
Or does it all look grey and bleak like a GBV "I am a Scientist" video?

Same reason anyone would brag about completing the daily "WAD" in 5 mins on FB while posting something quasi-spiritual about finding the right man/woman while the follow-up post is about being an "Alpha Female" with picture of the postee standing on a cliff with their face turned away from the camera with their arms…

Please, uptight Republican'ts….do NOT go off on a rampage now about transgender fruit.

With the .wav version you can actually SMELL the review.

Basically you have "Human Centipeded" yourself…

You mean just like those blocks in "Dredd"?