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Lord Spango
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Any reality dating show like the Bachelor or the Bachelorette. I can't stand the "shocked" contestants who get eliminated. "But I thought you loved me!" "I don't see no ring on this finger." "Why are you doing me like this, I love you!"

Post-coital Catherine was really pretty hot.

Screw those guys. Mae Whitman is HOT.

I hadn't thought of it that way. You make a good point.

Stan, don't you know? EVERY election you have to choose between a turd sandwich and a giant douche.

I wanna hang out with you, man.

It did seem like it was a stylistic descendant of several of Heart's videos from the 80s.

Upvoting you because you speak truth, not because I want to see more Conde.

Seriously, this show. Every man on this show, with the exception of Francis, is just terrible. Meanwhile, most of the women on this show (except for Mary right now) are just hitting it out of the park; hell, I even came close to feeling compassion for Claude this episode. Freaking Claude!

Hellooo, lawsuit.

The AV Club
I've been making fine jewelry for years, apparently.

The AV Club
Eeeuuuwww, you're touching them!

I'm sad to see this show go away, though I agree that it has pretty much run its course. I'm sad because this was one of the few shows that both my mom and I watched (the other is Person of Interest; what can I say, my mom is cool). I look forward to seeing Emily VanCamp in movies and whatever else she lands, though.

Horiness or horniness? It's a fine distinction but a critical one.

Whaddaya mean, disgusting? I've always eaten Wendy's french fries dipped in chocolate Frostys. That shit is GOOD.

This is so much like my dreams it's a little scary. But still really HAWT

So who are the twins they mentioned briefly here? The Struckers? Do we get to see Fenris in the movie?

The B-52s - Private Idaho
Madonna - Like A Prayer
Roxette - Fading Like A Flower
Dr. Octagon - Bear Witness
DangerDoom - Space Ho's
Maybeshewill - Co-Conspirators
The Cure - 10:15 Saturday Night
Nine Inch Nails - Down In It
Weird All Yankovic - Now That's What I Call Polka!
Neko Case - If You Knew
Johnny Cash - The Chicken In

just go ahead now

How the hell is oxycontin Schedule II when pot is Schedule I? Who the hell decides these things?