Tell your DJ friend Tricky to stop living on my couch! Always trying to play me his 'beats'…..

Don't they still have the gender swapping in Japanese theater/performances? A friend who lives over there showed me some pictures of girls playing male characters - discomfitinglly hot, looked a lot like some characters from Final Fantasy X.

Johnny Cash - 25 Minutes to Go
Queen - Keep Yourself Alive
Brother Ali - Sleepwalker
Dokken - Dream Warriors
Hooked on Classics - If You Knew Sousa
Roxette - Fading Like a Flower
AC/DC - Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

Red Snapper! Very tasty fish!

MFOW - It's normal to fantasize about other women sometimes when you're being intimate, but never trying to be present with her? If you're that uninterested in her, why are you wasting her time?

POLY - so your main problem is that you don't like being called a cheater when you cheat. You know what would make people stop calling you a cheater? NOT CHEATING.

So let's do it….what are everybody's favorite Weird Al original? My top three favorites……I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead, Everything You Know Is Wrong, and Skipper Dan

Call me weird, but I very much thought that Alpocalypse was one of his best albums in years. Not a loser in the bunch, whether you're talking about the originals or the parodies. There's like one 'eh' song on the whole album (another tattoo) and all the rest are fucking classics.

That is a total classic……"my father [did something], my momma laid bathroom tile, my brothers and sisters all hated me, 'cause I was an only child….." one of my favorite blues tunes……just a perfect distillation of the stereotypical blues tunes…

Fell in love with a girl
I fell in love at once, and almost completely
She's in love with the world
But sometimes these feelings can be so misleading
Can't think of anything to do now
I said it once before, but it bears repeating now….

Don't ya wish your girlfriend was HOT LIKE ME

Spatula City! SPATULA CITY!

I went to see UHF as part of getting free preview tickets, and went with a friend. It makes me one of the very first people to see UHF, and I am VERY proud of that.

I'd say Neutral Chaotic for Al.

Anyone who hates Weird Al is someone I do not care to know. It's all right if someone is indifferent, but someone who actively hates Weird Al better be a real charming motherfucker in all other areas, otherwise fuck them. Al is sort of one of my dealbreakers.

Or a jellybean sandwich with sauerkraut and mayonnaise.

wow, your aunt and uncle SUCK.

I'm currently neck deep in the job market, and damned if there aren't notices just about EVERY DAMN DAY about Uber seeking drivers. It sounds great, until my car breaks down or the cops arrest me.

Academic or judge's robes!

And six inches.