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Lord Spango
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I think the PowerPuff Girls have a timeless appeal as vaguely little-girl shaped characters. I think fans who loved it back then will still love it if it maintains the ages where they are. Frankly, aging them up might kill the original fans' interest, even if it is done in just as surrealist style as the original

Eazy, why do you wear your pants so low?

I don't know! I DON'T KNOW!

Rick and Morty is great, but Rixty Minutes was one of the weakest episodes of that show. Now, Lawnmower Dog, THAT was an episode.

Sock monkeys scare me. There was an….incident….at my gramma's house when I was a kid.

Eat the Rich! Aerosmith was right!

Blood and Souls indeed!

Where's the love for Michael Moorcock's Elric? He was at least as badass as Raistlin.

Diana was a thief (the redhead) while the black girl whose name I'm blanking on was the acrobat. One had an invisible cloak, the other had a magic extending pole and a fur bikini. Fun times for young Spango.

I was home
I was all by myself
Nobody was looking
I was thinking of you
Oh yeah did I mention
I was all by myself

I've got a degree in homeopathic medicine!

Eminem - Shake That Ass for Me
Soul Coughing - Screenwriter's Blues
John Denver - Grandma's Feather Bed
Joe Satriani - Surfing with the Alien
Tom Waits - $29.00
Tennessee Ernie Ford - Sixteen Tons
Bad Religion - Inner Logic

Rocky gets seconds!

Pasties are actually very common in the upper peninsula of Michigan. You can't go five miles without running into a pasty shop.

yes ladies…he's really being sincere
cause in the 69 his penis nose will tickle your rear

Cocaine: five stars!

More flouncing, Bobby! Flouncier!

Yeah. How'd you know?

Larry's show is rebroadcast on RT TV, the Russian propaganda network up in your channel guide surrounded by infomercial. Come on, Larry, let's aim that hard-hitting perspective of yours Putin! Ask him about his shirtless exercise regimen!

Eh, it's the thought and intention that counts.