I've never EVER noticed a person's shoes unless they're stiletto heels. When a man was wearing them.

So does that mean you're very similar to Al personality-wise? Because if so……(waggles eyebrows)

Weird Al Yankovic - TMZ
Dr. Doooom - You Live At Home With Your Mom
Matt Monro - From Russia With Love
Lily Allen - The Fear
Har Mar Superstar - Tall Boy
Slayer - Seasons in the Abyss

I can't not upvote any list that has a song from Pyromania on it.

Hold On, Hold On is great, it's not often a song is as haunting as that while still totally rocking out.

Did he say gee, but it's great to be home?

This is the first time I've seen anyone spell buttsex like that. Maybe spicoli is right (above) when he says it just may be Dan getting too stoned before writing or he thinks it's funny. Maybe I'm just being too sensitive. But when he does things like that, it's like he's not taking whatever question he's answering…

Yeah but he spelled it that way twice. Now maybe he's getting so blazed that he thinks it's hilarious, but guess what Dan? Don't get so blazed before writing your nationally syndicated column unless you've got enough share with the rest of the class.

Yeah, but people aren't calling up the local pizza joint looking for rimjobs.

It seems to me like Dan is gradually becoming more and more of an intolerant dick lately. Not the good kind either. Among his other peccadilloes, I'm starting to get sick of his constant "go cheat on your loved one, as long as you can get away with it" attitude. (note: that's not in this week's column, but it seems to…

Anyone else think Dan was being too cute by half/vaguely condescending to the straight couple by referring to it as Buttsecks? I don't get it.

Starburns should play Strange!

Fuck Shuma Gorath, that pussy; who will play Dormammu?

Oh, OK, for two people that's understandable. I must have missed that part. But still, I live in Minneapolis, and it is somewhat cheaper here if you know where to look.

I loved that one time he decided to have some "straight talk" with a group of waiters and waitresses about the minimum wage and ended up being booed out of the forum. He literally ran from the boos.

I knew you were going to say Michele Bachmann. Though sadly, your description could apply to many more Minnesota politicians today. Thank God she's leaving after her current term. Of course, her weirdly, misshapen mutant of a district will probably put in someone just as bad.

I mentioned up above, but Pho Tau Bay off Lake St, in Minneapolis, does just about the best banh mis (not even mentioning the excellent pho) I've had, and they're cheap too, like $3.50 cheap.

I think they had a fake kinda Cuban, with very few of the actual ingredients found in a real Cuban.

$700 a month is cheap?

Minneapolis and St. Paul (OK, Minneapolis) have tons of low-cost Vietnamese joints that have excellent banh mi. My personal goto is Pho Tau Bay, which yes, specializes in delicious, delicious pho, but also has quality banh mi for like $3.