I always jack it with the news on. If there's one thing I don't want to be thinking about while jacking it, it's storylines and dialogue.

I mean, I don't know that Les Claypool gets that many women, and he is a bass GOD.

Now Zoidberg is the popular one!

Is he weird?

Here in Minneapolis we have Pizza Luce, which has two kinds of potato-topped pies, the mashed potato pizza and the loaded potato pizza. It's a good joint.

My schedule is actually kind of fluid next week, so why don't you guys come up with a time/place and I'll do what I can to make it work for me, too. I could use a bit of fun.

I am a Down Boy for this.

I didn't know that, so I learned something today! And a bar called Blue Ruin sounds like something I'd appreciate - the name paints a picture of a hive of scum and villainy. And teamsters.

It was not only an excellent "creature feature", Ginger Snaps was a great allegory for what women go through during puberty. OK, maybe not the end of the movie but everything leading up to it was. From the feeling of alienation to the "oh my God, what is happening to my body" to the mood swings and the new perception…

Surely you mean Belize.

His cave-bear suit had none of the elegance or the clean lines of Hannibal's plastic murder suit.

Death to those who would dare harm Buster!

Hey now, I LIKE Boone's Farm. Beats the hell out of Mad Dog, at any rate.

When I saw the title, I wondered if it was taken from Tom Waits' "9th and Hennepin" -
"…and the clock drips out, until you're filled with ragwater, bitters and blue ruin, and you spill out over the side to anyone who will listen."

I refuse to believe she's that old. Just look at those gams!

Unfortunately, I fear that Castleroy is either not long for this world or Greer will dump him once Peeta shows up again ("dumb as a box of hammers, but he's such a handsome guy"). I don't think Reign is the kind of show that will allow any regular characters to achieve happiness and ride off into the sunset.

Re: Greer's dad - They got started young back in those days.

Was it just me, or did Bash and Kenna basically spend the entire episode having sex? It seemed like some time passed in this episode, from Penelope set to work, then sent to prison and then recruited by Catherine. And yet all through that, Bash and Kenna just keep on going.

Iron helps us play!

I was with you until Ted the Computer. That crazy bastard was just the patsy for the real killer…