We all love reading Sonia when her mind is being chiseled away by having to watch Classic Poe and Dylan McDermott's lack of manass.

"In his Hulk form, Banner is enormous, bigger than the Hulk has ever been shown before, and easily defeats and consumes Logan, but Logan recuperates within Banner's stomach and bursts out, killing him. Afterward, he discovers a baby hulk - Bruce Banner Junior."

Why is there NOT a Thundarr the Barbarian flick starring Jennifer Lawrence as Ariel, Stephen Amell as Thundarr and the guy who plays Hodor as Ookla the Muk?

The Inhumanoids was bad as fuck. It was like a cartoon where you had all sorts of Lovecraftian creatures beating the hell out of each other, with some vestigial plots involving humans almost, but completely, failing at making us give a crap about the humans.

Aaauuugghhh, Carebears.

What was the group of girls who had their fabulous secret base inside the pile of wheels or jungle gym or something, and it turned out the tomboy girl in the main group (Spicoli?) was also one of them. The Tiffanys? What were they called?

The way they also said 'berry' instead of 'very' was annoying. My little sister had the record of an Adventures of Strawberry Shortcake where they all went to Big Apple City for a food contest, but they were cheated by some dude who made Kohlrabi cookies and brainwashed the judge into liking them. They were strange…

You know, that's a darn good point.

I love Godfather's Pizza. Second only to Rocky Rococo.

Why would he do that?

Oh, yeah, that guy. I forgot about him. You think that was the same alternate reality that Doofus Rick came from?

Go clean the toilets. Maybe you'll make friends with some turds.

Oh my God, did Jerry say that and I missed it? Holy shit, this show.

Rick was pretty badass when he killed those four giant crabs. Too bad 6 more were apparently insurmountable.

I just remember how proud her dads were that she did it. Also, they were creepily enamored of her lemonade and coffee.

See, I love Quantum Leap, but with QL there was always the question of whether Sam' leaps made history or alternate history, whichever one came first.

Thanks for the expanded comments - it really was amazing how widely varied and uniformly hateful these tracts really were.

Me too.

Great minds think about shit. I feel like there's a metaphor for my life here.

Hamsters on that world would have to be as big as buffalo to be able to have any effect on those asses.