I don’t own guns and never felt the need to. But your ban all guns stance is a huge impediment to making better gun control. 2nd amendment supporters will automatically shut down any conversation when you lead with ban all guns. Whether you like it or not, the United States was founded in part with the 2nd amendment.…

Come on, you’re better than this! My wife and I play in a bowling league together and we’re not fucking.

Neighbors and commenters knew Albert’s naughty language was a big problem and said nothing. Please report him, fine sir.

I hope a bucket of paint falls off a ladder and lands upside-down on your head and gets stuck there and you stumble around with a paint-bucket on your head and crash into a ladder and fall down a manhole.

You’re really going to get on her for not parsing her tweet to meet your exacting pedantic requirements? Go fuck yourself.

When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

Oh yeah, it’s nice I guess.

An appropriate homage to former Eagles coach Buddy Ryan’s 4'6" defense.

Oh come on, man.

Er, it’s not Gamestop having a freakout—it’s an independent game store that may well be losing a significant chunk of business to day-one digital models that will preclude in-store purchases of physical discs.

This guy looks like he’s Criss Angel’s dad who only started coming around once Criss got famous

43 points from the floor and a triple double with four steals is still pretty good, even if you don’t count free throws... which do, in fact, count

drinking a margarita actually, I LOVE me some salt.

Harden was able to alter his trajectory while in the air? Holy shit give him the MVP now! AND he was able to Jedi mind-trick Hezonja into jumping into the defender. I can really see how that would upset a basketball purist such as yourself, someone who has clearly shot a basketball and knows how physics works. (FYI…

Tonight’s SOTU, in contrast, will be wrecked by the appearance of Brown Strawmen.

Ummm ok? It’s still incredibly inappropriate for someone with no relationship to said child to call them a “pissant” on a regional radio station.

Unfortunately, most of recent history shows us that the bears don’t make a good team.

“So I got to work on my relationship with The Mej and trying to even the keel out. I gotta learn how to deal when I get my Salah tossed.”

You sure as hell shouldn’t count on the guy with the gun to help you

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