I think he'd be pretty good at dying in a military operation — remember that time he broadcast a battle plan on live TV?

Aryan Nation takes Jews now?

Part of that is on conservatives for assuming that anybody who disagrees with them is a democrat.

Pro-tip for the Japanese translators: if your translation doesn't make any sense, you nailed it.

Nothing gets me more riled up than small liberal democracies that mind their own fucking business!

OK, enough already with the Sweden bashing. Let's save some for the Finns.

Hey, maybe my English degree wasn't so worthless, after all!

I'm gonna tweak that sunlight metaphor a little: Whichever disinfectant you use, you need to be able to look at your gaping, pus-filled wound before you can do anything about it.

The argument I'm getting from this article is that, if you're not a binary thinker toeing either the Progressive or Conservative lines, then you're no longer relevant. I'm not saying we need to have five things, but can't we leave some wiggle room for three things? Two and a half?

The trick is to prioritize whose opinions matter to you, and to place "random Internet dude" at the bottom of that list.

And I thought the Korova Milk Bar had a bad crowd BEFORE

I just hope these fellas stay consistent and refuse to drink chocolate milk. I don't want neo-nazis enjoying any chocolate milk.

I don't care for puns and therefore will Nazi this movie in theaters.

As a white man, I guess the idea that my feelings don't really need to be heard or discussed anymore should bother me. Fortunately, I'm repressed enough that I don't want to talk about 'em anyway! I'm fine!

You've already thought about this harder than Michael Bay has.

Big league, small hands

I just hope the president ogles with his eyes and not with his pussy grabbers

It's not just about the Rockettes — some of those secret servicemen probably won't feel comfortable following Trump into the ladies' dressing room, but everyone's got a job to do.

Whoa, what is this, YouTube?

yeah, i hate when people think for themselves, too