Or people who don’t have their ex-roommate’s girlfriend’s mom’s Hulu password still saved in their phones. Fortunately, I don’t fall into that category.

Ser* Beric.

Just throw an Ikea rug under your balls and it'll be fine

My understanding, based on Jon Snow telling people to burn the dead after conventional battles (i.e., ones without the undead or White Walkers), is that White Walker zombie magic is basically wafting its way south like a giant, frozen fart, and that it's possible that anybody that dies near enough to said fart may…

They've done it before. Season 1, I think. They collect a dead Night's Watchman, bring him back through the wall, and leave him in a room before he wakes up and attacks Mormont and Jon lights him on fire with a lantern (or something along those lines — it's been a while).

Hey, just because Donald Trump put a young, former model up in an apartment doesn't mean they're fucking.

Note to balok: English has no genderless third person singular pronoun that can be used to refer to indefinite pronouns, so English speakers filled the gap by using genderless third person plural pronouns (e.g., "their"). Merriam-Webster even includes the following as its second definition for "their":

The article will taste all the sweeter if you read it during work

I'm torn on this kind of thing. On the one hand, objective, fact-based, non-sensationalist reporting is what I crave. On the other, I've spent my adult life learning that humans are sensationalist animals—anecdotes beat numbers, and emotions beat logic often enough in a large enough portion of the population that…

OK, maybe the green shirt was a mistake, but it's not like she tortured a stray dog to death, DAVID.

Yeah, the Internet is half echo chamber, half bumping against people who are diametrically opposed to you. It's allowed niche tribalism to metastasize. And I think it's a little naive to assume that one (albeit long running) cartoon had this kind of cross-cultural penetration. I mean, for one, is South Park…

Yeah, I feel like I'm more inclined to find moderates in the liberal camp, and that's more appealing to me (that, and environmental concerns are my priority).

I'm a moderate who spends a lot of time with both liberals and conservatives. Liberals think I'm conservative, and conservatives think I'm a communist. I'm largely progressive, but have no interest in being an official member of any party.

Judging by the crowd reaction and the fact that this was in West Virginia, where Trump has a 60% approval rating, I don't think there's gonna be any teaching.

Aside from the recent revelation that it sits on a mountain of dragon glass (and I don't think Cersei knows anything about the importance of that), it probably doesn't seem like something worth having. The only reason I can think of for why the Lannisters should have taken it is to prevent Daenerys from having a…

For the Dragonstone thing, medieval castles typically didn't house lots of people. They're miserable places to live, and I can especially imagine one that's directly on the sea would be pretty inhospitable as winter approaches. When attacked, they would fill up with people seeking safety, but otherwise, they'd be…

Well, if he's looking for something to do, there's always some weeding to be done at Mar-a-Lago. I don't want him moping around Trump Tower all summer.

Haha, I just think it's kinda funny that "fuck the media" is actually a media narrative.

Yeah! Fuck the dissemination of information to the public, in a general sense!

Has the Internet photoshopped Sean Spicer into the floppy dildo car yet?