man, the makeup department over there must go through tubs of concealer to hide the burst capillaries

I didn't really get into metal until I was 29. Now, I'm 31 and all I listen to is black metal. I don't think I was dead enough inside to have gotten the appeal when I was in my 20s!

Sounds like how I RSVPed for Halloween parties tonight

there goes his orange Skittles sponsorship

don't they both look like both?

Yeah, I had similar feelings, but it won me over. Give the whole episode a watch. If you don't care what happens next, then it's probably not for you.

worth the wait!

Man, how long would it take to just send Jared Leto to Mars, already?

I'M IN FAHCKIN BOSTON KED WE ONLY HAVE DUNKIES HEAH

Hey, you never know — old white conservatives love reading about WWII. Granted, not the Russian stuff.

I guess Mike Pence never heard of Lyudmila Pavlichenko.

you cut to the Core Concept of my sarcasm! well done!

With Fox & Friends like these, who needs Fox & Enemies?

This doesn't add up. What woman wouldn't want to have sex with Roger Ailes??

I can only hope that if anyone ever beat my mother's face, I'd have the guts to film it, too.

English, Scottish, Welsh and Northern Irish = British*

Sounds like I'm your dad

Not saying I want him to do it, but it'd be pretty cool if he melted half its face with fire as a shout out to us GoT fans.

He shows a glimpse of internal conflict as the dogs start eating Fat Walda and the baby. So, he's not all bad.

I can't afford to fight in Korea!