I used to hate on my shin bones pretty bad until I realized the Calvin and Hobbes body ideal isn't attainable
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Any boy whore with a sword could beat three Meryn Trants!
(Minus Meryn Trant)
These characters were so unimportant, AV Club didn't even bother spelling their names consistently within the article. RIP Marcella and Aero!
Sean Connery to do all the dragon voices, once they learn how to talk!
It takes a lot of writing chops to nail a finale that's every bit as good as the opening animation to Goldeneye 64
Not everyone who does heroin becomes addicted - I have at least a couple of friends who used to do it, but just weren't that into it. The thing is, it's a far more gradual transition than many people think. Most of the addicts I know got started early - on Xanax, Valium, percocets, oxy, etc. - stuff that was…
This is the exact same reason why I haven't left the house without a pressure cooker since I was at the Boston Marathon bombing.
After the pilot episode had the main character switch his allegiance like three times (ending up serving the same antagonist he served in the prologue, I think? But as a different guy? Even though everybody knew it was actually him all along?), I gave up on the plot and just stuck around for the pear of anguish sight…
Orange you glad he didn't die in surgery
I've actually been trying to decrease my Chipotle proportions — it's really hard to eat a spherical burrito without getting lockjaw.
"Maximize your Chipotle shits"
Snidely Q. Dooshbaghe, you're alllllll right.
Dachau says "moo" (sorry)
This is the kind of story that reminds me of how lucky I am to be a nobody without any fucking money. I pity you, Eisenberg!
Never been to CA, so I can't comment on Californians, but I can attest that transplants who come here often have a hard time figuring out the whole "verbal abuse as affection" dynamic. I think it has to do with the shit weather and rampant alcoholism.
You'll have to excuse me, I'm from New England — that apple juice goof was the nicest thing I've said/heard all day.
You're kind of a dick, huh?
Is KenHR naive … or are we witnessing a new generation of chemtrails — those whose sole purpose is to render a victimized populace unaware of the very existence of chemtrails??