There's also arsenic in apple juice. Parents who give their kids apple juice are fascists.

We should have a war to settle this once and for all.

We should have a war to settle this once and for all.

The Nirvana Curse strikes again.

Well, not him, but my other grandfather, yeah. How the hell did you know that?

Meanwhile, my grandfather is getting WAY less P.C.

I can't believe a guy who got his start selling crack cocaine would do something as shady as engaging in brand endorsements just to make money.

Nah, he just exposes himself. It's offensive, sure, but no direct physical assault.

It's like getting into a union — you kind of have to know somebody who's already in and can give you a referral.

Whoa, Gregor Cosby is the rapist. Sandor Cosby is his relatively decent brother.

The White Walker invasion of Westeros is clearly a metaphor for white gentrification in urban America. I think this show's getting way too political.

Leave Roger Moore out of this.

I'm just as flabbergasted as Al Jean — losing an employee after only 26 seasons? Whatever happened to the old days, when a man would stay with a job for 27, 28, or even 29 years? Where's the loyalty?

Sorry, I'm having problems at home.

Shut up, stupid.

Hey, there are some good conservative comedians out there. Nick DiPaolo. I don't have time right now to think of more; I am very busy.

I'm a little thrown by the title, seeing as how Davos Seaworth is a SMUGGLER AND NOT A PIRATE. I'm sure AV Club meant to write Salladhor Saan.

Who let Leto do his own character design?

It came out in Russia already, so try searching for it by its original title, "Трудно Быть Богом". You might be able to find a Russian torrent. Then, you can download an English subtitle file by just searching for it on Google.

Sure, that does seem to be the case. But if you think outside the box for a minute, you could equally say "especially people who live in hot places and especially people who don't drink."