Don’t you know anything about modern Republicanism? The “Free Market” is only good when they benefit. And “Socialism” is only bad when others benefit.

It’s not ridiculous that Jones is just a pain in the ass to work with. If he were a conservative he’d be shouting that they canned him for his politics. 

Take of shot of raw, unfiltered honey every time someone says “Canydman”.

Red Green is on the phone with his lawyer.

Seriously, it’s like Martha Stewart going to prison over what, 40 grand? 

Him, Cosby and Blagojevich should start a pen pal correspondence to see who can out-”I’m just like Mandela!” each other.

Didn’t he ditch the walker while being led out of the courtroom? I guess the prop was no longer needed.

Is that the “John Lennon with a mullet” guy from SuperSize Me?

I’m a big fan of the old Ealing Studios classic, “The Posthumous Copulations of Prime Minister Roycenshart”.

Frankly I’m stunned he didn’t use alcohol as an excuse.

Last year a wingnut uncle was on a rant about “The Illegals” so I told him about 2 bars I’ve been to, one Irish one Polish (this is Chicago) that I know for a fact employ and serve illegal immigrants from both countries. I wrote down the names & addresses of both on paper and handed it to him, saying that if he truly…

Production hit the Brown note.

who sees a hot dog and thinks, “this could use a salad on it”

It’s kind of like a dog whistle. Once you hit 30 you can no longer hear most of these groups.

But a small coke here would be the same thimble full of liquid poured into a 24 oz cup filled with ice chips.

Yeah, my last memory was slurring “97".  

I used to think Shep would be the first to go full Howard Beale, but I’m now leaning towards Wallace. 

I’ve long speculated that in college he roofied a girl’s drink and had his way with her and his woker than thou ramblings are a compensatory routine to absolve himself. Some call it “Faraci Syndrome”.

Birds of a feather...

“a girl named Regan who saw a 2013 headline from The Daily Mail”