Granted...you are a proctologist.

Enjoy Sarah Connor beating the shit out of Joel Kramer, everybody.

I hope Bruce Springsteen offers to play at Phil Murphy’s swearing in.

Well, now that he can no longer wall off giant sections of state owned public beaches for his own use, I imagine his future beach visits will mostly involve concerned biologists trying to get him back into the water.

Chris is off to hang out at the Quick Stop with Jay and Silent Bob.

I don’t normally copy-paste quotes by other commenters, but today I’ll make an exception, and I hope everyone else reposts this comment too:

Re: Ambassador to Panama

Meh. Trump could care less about strongly worded letters or protests or angry mobs. You want to get Trump’s attention? Hurt his bottom line. Trump has 144 companies in 25 countries spanning Europe, Asia, Africa and both Americas, according to CNN.

If there’s one thing our pathetic shitstain of a president has proven over the past year with whatever he says, it’s a lie where the gist is the opposite of his words.

Brave Sir Jeff Flake ran away
Bravely ran away away
When danger reared its ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled
Yes, brave Sir Jeff Flake turned about
And gallantly he chickened out
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat
Bravest of the brave, Sir Jeff Flake

Sims describing a plot, where the government refuses to evacuate someplace from a natural disaster for political reasons, as too implausible. Rough chuckles, my friends. The roughest.

This episode had a lot of good stuff (and LaMarche’s Orson Welles impression was amazing as always), but the lack of payoff killed it for me. Like, the explanation of Ralph scoring higher than Frink is just that he screwed up? You could think of any number of legitimate reasons for why that would happen (hes generally…

“She’s a ‘gender equality t***. She’s obsessed with race”.

Asking the patient if they consumed any alcohol is a valid medical question. It’s information an EMT or paramedic would need to determine treatment. Asking the victim what they did to trigger the violence is so far outside of the scope of EMT or paramedic practice, they should be reprimanded for asking it.

“Better than Trump” is a very broad category that includes the entire Fungi and Protist Kingdoms.

:a group of men breathlessly exit a conference room, ties disheveled, sweat on their brow, waving a piece of paper:

Was already eye-rolling your aggressively angry comment about a TV show and then you used the term “betas” and it all made sense. Carry on being an embarrassing trash person.

Your comment makes no sense. What are you saying exactly? The director and the stunt coordinator were in cahoots to sexually assault people? The writer would have put the scene in there and James Cameron directed it. A grown woman dancing seductively for a movie scene shouldn’t be in the same category as a little girl…