“I did it Miiiiia way!”

Trick question. Lemmy IS God.

Because that’s how fucking metal Lemmy was. He had a last name as brutal as “Kilmeister” and he didn’t even need to use it.

Overkill. Watch it. ‘Nuff said.

Almost all their albums are good (or at least listenable), but there’s probably an upper limit of how many Motorhead albums any one person needs.

Fast Eddie was awesome, that “classic” Motorhead line-up was fucking bad ass. And now they’re all gone. RIP Eddie, you sketchy motherfucker, say hi to Lemmy and Phil for me.

While it’s true he was in hospital being treated for pneumonia, he was in fact Killed by Death.

I’m from Seattle; if I wasn’t Big Crab I’d be banned from the city.

I think they’re bigger than that.

You seem nice. Is one of God’s names ‘asshole’?

[Does some cursory Googling, gasps.]

Here in America, we boycott like REAL MEN and destroy the Keurig machines we already paid for.

(pours out citronella contents of a tikkki torch in his honor)

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I don’t really feel comfortable in this world anymore.

Helen is a great lady but she dug her own grave... what else can I say

When you climb so far up your own ass with partisan politics, “buhwhuddabout” becomes the only argument left you can make.

It was an ART Film!

Now you’re just making me thirsty...

Its gonna be a Meta Sin Show