Michael Shannon?

...and as the Alt-Right woman lay dying of her wounds, she asked of the Alt-Right male, “Why have you done this to me?”. The Alt-Right male smirked and answered, “Look bitch, you knew I was a snake.”

“Putin says this is all just an example of anti-Russian bias”

It was nice of Eddie Pepitone to pose for Chained to the Dead’s album cover.

It does now.

You’re really going to hate my new children’s book, “Geraldo and the Mustache-Licking Seal”.

I never realized that in WW2, the Allies were the real villains. After all, they were completely intolerant of the Axis Powers deeply held personal beliefs.

Those coal based inks are a miracle.

The producers clearly had money for nothing.

Well, Plummer doesn’t look like a melting wax figure of E.G. Marshall, so he has that going for him.

But he’s on their side, they’re bound to respect him.

Based on the many conservatives in my family, all they needed to turn against net neutrality was for Fox News to say, “Obama is for it!”. Easy peasy.

I’m amazed Wisconsin hasn’t offered him an Alford plea. Goes to show how far they’re willing to go to not admit any culpability (even if only implied).

Trying to be everything to everyone and failing across the board is a time honored corporate tradition.

FAKE CUSTOMER SERVICE!!!1!!

“I like you because you are special.”

Didn’t Trump admit to raping an ex-wife in a divorce deposition via that canard?

Hmmm, has anyone suggested Frank should become Vera from Cheers?

I wouldn’t bother committing it to memory as “The Late” Mike Hughes will be his next nickname.

“and then Squeaky Fromme hurled the pizza onto the roof of the stable...”