Well said.

A: No one is suggesting that we take confederate flags away from individuals.

Take the rebel flagged t-shirt off of the racist and all you have is a bare chested racist.

Look, you wanna smuggle some heavy narcotics across borders, that’s your business. I am not here to judge your life. We’ve all been there.

Sadly this happens all. the. time. In fact, it’s a pretty standard defense when people talk about why men generally make more than women: Men have to “provide” for their families, so they need to make more. Women, on the other hand, are just frittering away their time until they have babies, so we don’t need as much.

Since when is pay based on Need? It’s no bosses business why someone wants a raise, only why they deserve a raise based on their work.

I reported to my boss’s boss just yesterday that my boss (are you still with me?) told me in multiple salary negotiations that I don’t “need” more money because I’m a young woman with no children. Although I only mentioned it him for context in my current salary negotiations, I’ve been unsettled ever since that I did…

Right. As Margaret Atwood says, Men are afraid women will laugh at them. Women are afraid men will murder us.

Which is how a republican will win again. Democracy!

SYNTH people! SYNTH people! Look like SYNTH, talk like PEOPLE

I’d like to see women who were denied access to an abortion after 20 weeks sue the heck out of states for enacting these laws.

I don’t believe a single “pro-lifer” when they say they care about the fetus. Their only believable motivation is woman-hatred.

I just can’t get over these troglodytes who equate a fertilized egg – a blastocyst – with a “child” whose imaginary rights trump the rights – and even the life – of a full-grown woman.

Wait, women are the tomatoes and men are the lettuce? So men are the bland, featureless filler that makes up most of the salad, while women are the tasty stuff that I actually want?

I think this was where the sketch started. Around the 1:00 mark she starts impersonating female celebs on talk shows;

Beautifuk. What that intentional? I am stealing it.

Mr. Fox tried sexting me from work one day, and I sent this gif telling him I was hungry for his

You just KNOW someone’s watched too much porn when they think you'd be enthusiastic about that.

As a representative of the "American Heartland" woman, in my forties, I hate to break it to M. Hucks, but we've been smoking, swearing, fucking, and drinking in the flyover states for quite a while now. Wearing pants, voting, showing our ankles, the whole shebang. It's like we think we're people or something.