Markception.

By now, Ryan Murphy is probably sick of Ryan Murphy.

There's only one or two things that he's interested in grasping. Neither good diction nor punctuation made the list.

Democracy!

How much more white could these assholes be? The answer is none. None more white.

It could've been so much more.

Lasted only one season? Lies! Fake news! Our glorious leader led his exalted and very smart game show into eternal ratings glory in the prime time of our hearts. Behold my alternative facts!

She hands him a banana. Proof!

ZOD'S NOT DEAD

Zombie Russ Meyer is available to lens Faster, Autobot! Smash! Smash!

If only Mark Wahlberg had been there, he could have stopped the Bowling Green Massacre.

And yet so much hasn't changed.

Don't you get it, man? WE ARE THE WALKING DEAD

T-Dawg is up on the coast now, beside the crystal sea.
*pours one out for T-Dawg

There's always money in the Sharknado stand.

Save us, slap chop guy!

After the defeat of Lyle Langley, they just couldn't come up with a satisfying villain.

It doesn't take a genus to figure that out.

If you read it on the internet, then rest assured that you did a great job.

Then Godspeed you, Steve Bannon's liver.